|Native zone:||The Hospital|
|Occupation:||Waste disposal, cleaning|
Located in the Surgery Ward's bathroom, it looks like an ordinary white toilet until it's opened. Inside it has a fleshy face with a pair of yellow eyes, nostrils, a toothless maw and a long tongue. It presumably feeds on the user's waste. Fern also guesses that it licks the bathroom clean, explaining why the room is so sparkly clean.
In Awful Hospital.