The Birthday Cake
Bioform: Cake conceptoid(?)
Native zone: Primordial Zone
Residence:  ?
Occupation: Fallen godlike entity
Likes: Cake
Dislikes: Not cake
Blog: The "Cake" Story

The first thing to exist, perceived to be a cake from our perception.


Before anything to exist, including the zones, there was only The Birthday Cake. It is so narcissistic that the sudden existence of other things that weren't cake infuriated it intensely. This event was preceded by its out of the blue sickness. The cake had mold on it and its candles went out. It slowly decomposed until only the crumbs remained. However, The Crumbs remembered the cake and formed the Parliament. They aim at destroying existence and achieving the oneness of the cake. They also share the same hatred of existence as the cake they originated from.

The "cake's" story can be read in this short children's book.


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