|"What are you, tweezers? Grow a spine!"|
|Other names:||Grouchy Scissors, 00-S089|
|Native zone:||The Hospital|
Scissie is an animate pair of scissors with eyes. She and the other snippers work at The Hospital as surgery tools, aiding Dr Tori in her work. Tori could achieve the same results with or without tools but using them only improves efficiency. Scissie is in a relationship with another pair of scissors named Scissane and they are both set aside by Tori as their performance is questionable and they make repeated surgical errors. Unlike her worried girlfriend, Scissie is more ambitious and willing to take chances, trying to convince her friend to do work against Tori's orders in an attempt to impress her. Fortunately for them, they had enough practice in restoring Fern, their favorite patient, thanks to her numerous deaths across the layers. When Fern, using Tori's ID card pretending to be her, tried to approve a core swapping procedure that involved Crash, Chip and Jay, they saw through her disguise but seen this as an opportunity to prove their skill to Tori and played along, successfully completing the procedure.
She is much more observative than Scissane and tends to do most of the talking. She is very knowledgeable about the various surgical procedures of the Hospital. Scissie was the one to suggest schroding Crash instead of removing his core (unexisting him). The snippers aren't very bright on their own, but when these two are together they are more perceptive, with Fern failing to fool them into believing she's Tori when using her ID card.
In Awful Hospital.
- Her name is a pun on scissors