|"AS PER THE NOBLE TRADITIONS OF OUR HONORABLE FORESQUIRMERS, THE SACRED BATTLE OF PINOCHLE SHALL HEREBY COMMENCE."|
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A black and white striped worm with a round mouth that salivates excessively. He acts as a referee when a match of pinochle takes place. Pinochle is considered noble and sacred among wormkind and is used to permanently solve disputes.
In Awful Hospital, coordinating a pinochle match.
- He incorrectly uses the word "whom".