Green Spore Son
Other names: Other green child
Bioform: N/A
Native zone: N/A
Residence: The Hospital
Occupation: Patient
A sick green child at the Hospital's pediatrics ward.


A strange green child that got admitted to the Hospital after being sick. His mother is also seen standing besides him in his room. When Phage checks his condition for the last time, he performs a quick endo-shift to check the child's endozone, which is a mere formality. While there, he notices that something's a bit off. After returning it is revealed that he found an exvironator in there and asks Molly to purge the family.

First AppearanceEdit

In Awful Hospital, seen from Dr Phage's perspective.


  • The image used is that of a juvenile sea urchin.
  • His species speaks in sarcastic umami long division language.
  • The said language is translated in the comic into "the closest approximation that won't cause our left lung to turn into a mass of hot dog relish."