|Green Spore Mother|
|Other names:||Other green mom|
The mother of a sick child that got admitted to the Hospital. She is seen standing besides her son in his room at the pediatrics ward. Not much is known about their names, species or personalities as they are only briefly seen before being purged by Molly.
- Her species speaks in sarcastic umami long division language.
- The said language is translated in the comic into "the closest approximation that won't cause our left lung to turn into a mass of hot dog relish."