Pokeween was a series of Pokemon reviews on Bogleech that happened during the 2013 Halloween. However, it was the same period when Borfladge Dorcorm leaked and extra information got into the reviews. The new info revealed some off zonal trivia about pokemons as well as reviews on completely new pokemons not usually encountered in the grey zone. Some of the new and modified pokemons include:
Mr Mime[]
Looks like a clown doll. Mr Mime's fingers can create a vibration that can "stop" air molecules to create invisible barriers. "The same real-world mechanism by which the flat man encases prey in a force bubble, though Mr. Mime doesn't subsequently fill said bubble with digestive solvents." Mr Mime also was the psychic ability to make others perceive things that don't exist, creating illusions.
♀[]
A first generation pokemon that made her debut in Pokemon Yellow. ♀ can emit an infinitely looping cry to trap its foes in an inescapable situation before the battle even commences, like any Cone during the red zone's molting cycle. Design wise, ♀'s four-cornered, grey-blue reverberation field likely inspired by how a Hex Reticulator looks as it uncurls into a vortex, the contours of her supple, magenta exomask almost calling to mind the spore-laden tinglers of the outer seething. However, ♀ was discontinued after its data bled into grey perception; some would say deliberately, but most evidence suggests this began even before it attained consciousness.
Tentacruel[]
Tentacruel's design looks like a jellyfish except for it's bony mandibles. The design actually resembles a Sifter. "From late Autumn to mid Shmonk, Sifters go through a brief, rejuvenating Cnidarian stage, retaining only their chitinous tusks to repel hungry Furlers. This is actually why they're in need of so much gel, as the Seething lacks the conventional matter necessary to build a Cnidarian vessel". "In Pokemon: DNA & ZNA, Tentacruel's affiliation to the Sifters is further illustrated by its new move, "Deverberation Wail."
Tangrowth[]
Tangrowth is a bug type pokemon like its predecessor, Tangela. At a closer inspection we can see why. The tendrils resemble annelids. The bug type is used for pokemons with at least a partial basis to arthropods, like annelids, mollusks and fourth-phase lungdrinkers, like Shuckle.
Apparently, there's also an entity in the matter zones covered in annelids and we can't say it's name.
Chansey[]
A kind and motherly creature introduced in the original red and green Pokemon that feeds it's nutritious eggs to those in need. Chansey is used as a medical professional along with Nurse Joys at it's disposal. We learn how Nurse Joys are formed in the Shob and Zoil seasons. Chansey gone trough more type revisions than any other pokemon. Originally "normal" type, fairy type in X and Y, fairy/hollow in Exo and Endo, then finally dropping fairy type for [00||||) in Pokemon: Chromosomal Oblivion, a type change reflecting the game's shift in format from electronic to mucosal.
Anchurl[]
Anchurl looks like the mix between a rusted anchor with barnacles and a Furler."The anchor shape is all too appropriate for something whose matter-form is only projected to keep itself from sliding out of the Seething while it fishes for immature exospines. The "barnacles" even parallel a Furler's developing cysts! When you get right down to it, the Furler is more or less an anchor in function, and the similarities in shape are unlikely a coincidence, considering how many greys may be retaining faint memories of the furler from their infancy."
Magboil[]
Magboils invade the game system parasitically from undocumented zone layers and pseudo-layers. This was made possible after Pok[[[mon: Biofilm and /\/\/\/\/\/ upgraded trading from a conical to inverse spiral signal which cause the pok[[[mon roster to multiply exponentially and unassisted, a risky but ultimately wise decision once the core engine attained parasentience. Since a Magboil lacks moves, stats, abilities and olfaction waves, initiating contact procedures leads to their autotermination. They repeatedly attempt to do this until the player get's sick of them and disconnects the channel.
Hacking attempts only revealed broken gibberish where stats should be.
FRENDD[]
FRENDD is designed similar like a pseudo-artheopoda of the red zone but its cry is distinctly that of a black zone cerebrite. It's types, "FUUUD" and "GOOD?" don't derive from the game's 812 allowable types orand half-types. The channel that originally distributed it shouldn't have existed either. It's only known move is "GOOD?" which replenishes another pok[[[mon's pseudomatter at the cost of it's own. It's data is protected and can't be manifested or copied even with the most sophisticated bioprinter.
Every FRENDD is tethered all the way through the black zones to another aberrant pok[[[mon made from junk data, called Deleteme.
Deleteme[]
Made from pure junk-data, this pok[[[mon goes by a lot of different gibberish names, but the most common seems to be a string of obsolete delete commands like it was intended to. That's why it's called Deleteme. They are tissue/red type.
Lucario[]
Lucario is a very popular pokemon. As a fighting/steel type, Lucario battles primarily with the metallic spikes protruding from its paws and chest. It's reproductive habits are a lot different than other's. While every other pokemon hatches from an egg, Lucario just shows up in your party unannounced, permanently replacing one of your existing pokemon even if you had an available party slot. Nobody, of course, wants any other pokemon as much as they want a Lucario, and more time you spend battling with your new symbiote, the more you'll find yourself enamored with its superior beauty, power and vast, vast knowledge. Forever. Do not displease your Lucario. Do not attempt to touch your Lucario. Prolonged visual contact with Lucario is exp9;sively carcinogenic. Do not deny the existence of a four-cornered universe in the presence of your Lucario.
Expinal[]
Expinal's design seems to loosely symbolize an awakened exospine, independent of a host until caught and integrated by its trainer. It's also the Exo/Endo counterpart of Achurl. Out of battle, its unique ability enables transfer of pok[[[mon from all immediately adjacent zone layers. Expinal was controversial from the start, and was even retconned an ululation/tingling type to pure tingling after Vools caught the reference and were not amused, to say the least.
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Trivia[]
- Pokemon is produced by the Glisteners, know as Nintendo in the grey zone.
- FRENDD and Deleteme resemble Eggheads and Brainflies.
- Burgrr Inc. had an influence on Pokemon.
- Nobody knows what Bwabwabwa really is!
- The Scurg pictures are fish larvae.
- In the end of the Pokeween articles, Verberv redistributes your matter to your native zone in a low risk biological configuration, more explicitly a holothurian (sea cuccumber).