Eyeda Sorrit | |
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"Itchy! They're so itchy!! EYE can hardly take it, EYE tell ya!" | |
Info
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Other names: | Gooey Pink Eyes, The Goopy Eyes, Pink Eyes |
Bioform: | Ocular |
Native zone: | N/A |
Residence: | The Hospital |
Occupation: | Patient |
Likes: | Rainbows, being sticky |
Dislikes: | Beaches, cat hair |
A pair of big eyes with a gelatinous body. Loves eye puns.
Description[]
Eyeda is a pair of big eyes with a goopy translucent pink body which is actually pinkeye slime. The vestigial body with a mouth opening is supported by the eyes. She is considered to have an annoying voice and a tasteless sense of humor, making frequent eye puns.
She got to the Hospital after being infested with clown lice from a faulty interzonal skim through the upper quasi-grey range. However, these "parasites" are harmless and even sapient, the only symptoms being itchiness and a 20% higher voice. Sadly, they were wiped out by normal lice that were given by Fern.
Later the relationship between Eyeda and her lice reversed, resulting in a giant louse covered in pink gooey eyeballs. Over time, this louse grows bigger and the pinkeye infection worsens, covering its eyes. Eventually it turns all pink and lifeless with a slimy, pulsing pod suspended on a stalk.
First Appearance[]
In Awful Hospital.
Trivia[]
- Her name is a pun on "I'd-a saw-it".
- Listeners can detect the eye puns even if they are only textual.
"It's interesting how you're able to "hear" the way words are spelled in this place."
- She has a Boston accent.
- She is the author's least favorite design of the patients.
- Giving her clown lice instead of regular lice was pure improvisation inspired by the commenters.