|"THIS A GOOD PLAM. YES. THANK U 4 UR IN PUTS."|
|Other names:||U, Lidell Slubbs, Eyescream|
|Native zone:||The Hospital|
|Residence:||The Hospital, Flesh Maze|
Another Slob that turned from Jay. This one was turned from a version of Jay that had an eyepatch, so it's eye based. In its transformation, the legs had atrophied, teeth and claws grew, the head fused to the rest of the body and the infected eye grew a giant stalk, giving the impression of an head. It walks on its arms. The big eye is actually a fused cluster of eyes. The modified eyelids, which now have a zigzag shape, are used for facial expression, similar to a mouth.
The Eyeslob gets to be a new protagonist in Awful Hospital and the perspective shift makes it look more cute and expressive. Also, it sees things differently, like seeing the plank walls as flesh walls. Unlike literally all other slobs seen before his debut in the story, this Eyeslob is fully sapient, driven by more than predatory animal instinct. The Eyeslob is a newborn neonate with the mentality of a toddler, who is intent on finding a woman in need of all the help she can get, and pass along what he feels is vital information. His thought processes are rendered in baby babble while his vocalized dialogue sounds unintelligible. Yet other monsters have no problems understanding him.
Jerry: I've seen a lotta things, kid. Things I cared enough about to remember? That's another story.
Right after he came into existence, his head hurt and a part of Jay's memory stayed with him. He refers to Jay as "meenman" and wants revenge for his deeds. For unknown reasons, Eyeslob remembers Fern and tries to find and inform her about Jay. There's obviously a language barrier and he looks more menacing to Fern, so he knows he can't just directly tell her anything. This gives him the idea to show her how Jay "did a hurt", while looking at his claws, implying he intends to hurt Fern. Or draw with his claws, like an earlier Slob did. It's up to the commenters to guide him to do the right thing.
he resently purchest several idems from a vender. a oold pollep that leved him up. the Eyeslob buys himself an all-newarm◊ specifically to better perform nonviolent interactions. and a book with a worm on it. how ever with the mind of a tobler he can't read.
Very tragically, The Eyeslob ends up fulfilling this role for Fern. See… the reason the Commentators were transferred over to Jay was because Fern stabbed Jay with her blade. Then Jay became the Eyeslob. In order to have the Commentators return to Fern from the Eyeslob, Crash induced him to slash Fern dead with his claws. the influence of the Commentators and the Parliament is the reason the Eyeslob is able to be the first slob that develops sentience and even starts to learn complicated emotions like love. This makes it all the more tragic when to transfer the Commentators back to Fern, Crash instructs the Eyeslob to kill her, and implies that without the Commentators' influence, the Eyeslob is going to go back to being a mindless beast.
First Appearance Edit
In Awful Hospital.
- He was never given an official name, Eyeslob is a popular fan nickname.