|"Itchy! They're so itchy!! EYE can hardly take it, EYE tell ya!"|
|Other names:||Gooey Pink Eyes, The Goopy Eyes, Pink Eyes|
|Likes:||Rainbows, being sticky|
|Dislikes:||Beaches, cat hair|
Eyeda is a pair of big eyes with a goopy translucent pink body. The vestigial body with a mouth opening is supported by the eyes. She is considered to have an annoying voice and a tasteless sense of humor, making frequent eye puns.
She got to the Hospital after being infested with clown lice from a faulty interzonal skim through the upper quasi-grey range. However, these "parasites" are harmless and even sapient, the only symptoms being itchiness and a 20% higher voice. Sadly, they were wiped out by normal lice that were given by Fern.
Later the relationship between Eyeda and her lice reversed, resulting in a giant louse covered in pink gooey eyeballs. Over time, this louse grows bigger and the pinkeye infection worsens, covering its eyes. Eventually it turns all pink and lifeless with a slimy, pulsing pod suspended on a stalk.
In Awful Hospital.
- Her name is a pun on "I'd-a saw-it".
- Listeners can detect the eye puns even if they are only textual.
"It's interesting how you're able to "hear" the way words are spelled in this place."
- She has a Boston accent.