Bacteria Shopkeeper
"Satisfaction guaranteed or no money back!"
Bioform: Bacterial
Native zone: Inert sub-concept vessel
Residence: Inert sub-concept vessel
Occupation: Shopkeeper
The local shopkeeper at the bacteria village.


A bacteria that lives in Fern's inert sub-concept vessel and works as a shopkeeper at the bacteria village store. He is lime green and wears two white masks, unlike other bacteria people. The masks are like opera masks but instead of a happy face and a sad one, he has a happy and a happier mask. His goods come from across the documented range and beyond, being ideal for your adventure needs. The items are displayed on tall fungal growths and he can reach them only with the help of Lara, his pet worm. He accepts KP (keratin points) as currency.

Known items for sale and their prices:

  • Bottled items (worm attractant, worm repellant, universal adhesive, all-purpose solvent) - 10 KP or any other item to trade in.
  • Enviro-skin (bubble suit) - 20 KP.
  • Inflatable raft - 30 KP.
  • Keratin sword (+1 ATK) - 50 KP.
  • Keratin axe (+1 ATK) - as a bonus if the keratin sword is bought for 70 KP.
  • Chained book - 100 KP.
  • Metal armor (50% damage reduction) - 2000 KP.

First AppearanceEdit

In Awful Hospital.


  • Some of the displayed items are references, such as: a Harmburger mask, the devil mask from The Nightmare Before Christmas, a green blockhead resembling a creeper head from Minecraft, a book resembling the Necronomicon.


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