Bacteria Bartender
"Howdy there, stranger! What'll it be?"
Bioform: Bacterial
Native zone: Inert sub-concept vessel
Residence: Inert sub-concept vessel
Occupation: Bartender
The local bartender at the bacteria village.


A bacteria that lives in Fern's inert sub-concept vessel and works as a bartender in the bacteria village. He is light purple and wears a round white mask with two holes for eyes. He serves his customers with yellow and orange gelatinous globs as drinks, which are dispensed by the colored fleshy tubes above. His main role in the story is as an information source. He also likes the sci-fi genre.

First AppearanceEdit

In Awful Hospital.


  • The bar has C2H5OH written on it, which is the chemical formula for ethanol, the principal type of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages.


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